Me: So dad, when can I wear my cape? when when when?
Dad: err....*glances around* soon. You can wear it now if you want.
Me: Now? No! I wanna wear it at the pawty.
Dad: What party?
Me: what do you mean "what pawty"? The one that is going to take place at our place!!Dad: Oh... you mean... THAT party. Let me just tell you a little story about Life. Its full of disappointments.
Me: You mean like when I cannot be friends with cats?
Dad: Well, its a little more serious than that.